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Very much enjoyed this! I feel the connection to his darkness to typical setbacks and pitfalls most relatable, and "running out of cigarettes and money at the same time" made me laugh harder than it should have

Thank you!

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The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist -Charles Baudelaire

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Dear Satan, don't get me wrong

I could/couldn't abide to your schizo tung

Yes indeed, I can wait

But not as a silly half-wit

That step by step policy

Is getting me out raged with fire fury

All of those ages must make you sage

Be wise and release me from my worldly cage.

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If God is everywhere then so is Satan. Perhaps they are one and the same, having a good laugh at our foibles

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Love this so true .

I am in control now off my devils and writing has helped and I am dislexic poetry helps me learn new words and not overwhelm me like big books or lost off reading

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Satan is like a dumb door knob broken on its way to the light.....thru the shadows of words

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Knew David Lerner well or as well as you could. He once had a psychotic break in my LA apartment and was convinced my dog was sending him evil messages. I took him to the Fort Hill people at the bottom of Laurel Canyon. He knew from their east coast days (Fort Hill is a 60s cult that has turned into a construction empire). They had done a lot of acid research back when and they absorbed his madness like they were performing a magic trick (There's a great cover story on Fort Hill and their leader Mel Lyman in a back issue of Rolling Stone). My favorite David Lerner line is "I'd rather ride a rocket ship to hell than a Volvo to Bolinas" from his poem The Crucifixion of Johnny Carson. Cool you guys posted one of his poems-- my first poetry book was a chapbook with Zeitgeist called "On This Train." That was a good press and a good scene at the cafe Barbar back in the late 80s

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That's amazing man, thank you so much for sharing that with us. What a time to be alive in that era.

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Hey man, love what you're doing, today's Bly poem killer

check this out-- I think it's in your wheelhouse--

https://www.vice.com/en/article/nnqjjm/tommy-swerdlow-talks-about-writing-cool-runnings-and-snow-dogs-while-high-on-heroin

I was an actor out here, fairly successful, then traded it all in to be a poet/junkie at the end of 80s, there was a brief but thriving poetry scene in LA then with a reading run by Michael Lally called poetry in motion at the cafe Largo and poets like Wanda Coleman and others. Then I wrote Cool Runnings and everything changed. I went from junkie poet to junkie screenwriter.

Do you guys only post dead outlaw poets or can the living get in on it?

Here's a poem Hubert Selby Jr asked me to read at his birthday party, also I think you'd dig my film A Thousand Junkies on Amazon Prime, my friend Jerry Stahl does a cameo in it, and the movie is about as outlaw and indie as you can get

Here's the poem.

FUNERAL ON FAIRFAX

there's a funeral on fairfax

deposed countesses are spitting

chunks of seeded hebrew

dragging rheumatic husbands

to a suicide of stuffed cabbage and piano music rummaging in piles of unwanted

cossack flatware

loaded in a holocaust garage.

better get their quick

before sharona yemenite she bitch

claims it all as a great day

for the albanian communist party.

there's a funeral on fairfax

the rabbis are looking to score

we've just returned from 4 days of china

the weather was incredible

it snowed huge flakes of geisha girl

but now we're back

& israeli wenches

with eyes dyed beown murder

want to fuck me dry & feed me pita

or blare falafel arias

on the hot rod stereo

of their jerusalem toyotas.

there's a funeral on fairfax

the downstairs garbage

is angry hypadermic

there's heroin in the rye bread

beware of bad boys from marseille

the insane girl next door

screams from the dungeon

of her halfway house day dream

"i need to wash my hair"

which sets off a shotgun

of hasidic ballet.

there's a funeral on fairfax

pontiacs grieve

in front of chabad house

an ancient tugboat

with iron forearms

sorts through her bag

of serious onions

she left her teeth to the austrian border

she left her soul to the pawnshop of dachau

she hands her heart to a korean cashier girl

& searches her purse for the pennies of warsaw

there's a funeral on fairfax

i have just crawled out from under

the rock of a 20 hour sleep

& am dragged telepathic

through the mondelbread street

to prayer ground holy land

sam & ruby kosher buther

where i davin before

a sacred breast of veal

or have my chosen shoes fixed

by maury the maven

a million ghosts of ellis Island

a billion years of jew

buying the same terrified flannel pajamas

watching their women

grow strong as they wither

soon I will checked bruised cantaloupe

in bargain fair sandles

soon I will weep over checkers of gibberish

& when I'm gone just tuck me

in the womb of a poppyseed chala

ignite the mystic carraway

& lay me in state at famous bakery

next to the seven layer

of my childhood best behavior

there's a funeral on fairfax

it's mine.

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That was fire man, hell yes, and I do share poetry from the living. I'll check out your film on Prime too, seems right up my alley. Damn, you wrote Cool Runnings... that's amazing. Appreciate you following this page. Shoot me over some poems and I'll post them on here. Or some recommended works. Thanks.

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Hey man (what's your name?) you got an email or just send the poems on this thread?

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Hey man, here's two poems

I Am The Glorious Fuckup

I am the glorious fuckup

Pulling rabbits from inadequate

Screaming that the world is flat

Waiting for the gas bill to arrive by flaming arrow

Listening to dick-jazz

In the men's room at the Louvre

I am the glorious fuckup

My camouflage glows in the dark

To protest my successes

I changed my name to welfare

I went on a six-month hunger strike

I gained a hundred pounds

They sent me to a responsible specialist

With spasms of adulthood

He prescribed a high-powered telescope

I saw all the way to car insurance

He sent the bill straight to a collection agency

Said he saw it in the x ray

I am the glorious fuckup

I'm broke down

Shot up

Pissed off

Shat on

Lived in

Thrown out

A cancer with a case of gout

I am the glorious fuckup

First violin at the sabotage academy

Mastering in you just wait and see

There is not enough garbage

For my landfill of potential

I'm a tragedy

A cryin’ shame

Known to others as

Saint credit bad

Saint jaywalk gone to warrant

Saint always smoke in bed

I am the glorious fuckup

Why you should’ve seen

My crack at the big time

I blew it so fucking beautifully

They’re still not talking about it

and

Lost For Good

I’m lost now

Lost for good

Even the streets are too good for me

Have you ever really contemplated

The arrogant nature of energy

It doesn’t give a shit who’s right

It just cares about moving forward

And whoever gets in the way be damned

I got in the way

And bled out of my ass for forty days

And two Arabian nights

I begged them to put me out of my hysteria

Warm milk and methadone were not enough

I kidnapped crippled children and held them hostage

The ransom, an ounce of water sucked through a sponge on a stick

I sat in that chair at the Steven Spielberg memorial hospital for sixty-six days

And I made something of myself

Couldn’t even lift my head

To tell the infectious doctor

I’d never be the same

It was all a mistake

A simple little sleight of hand

Where they take your pulmonary valve

And put it on your aortic

And then they put some dead guy’s frozen pulmonary

Where your pulmonary used to be

(They put a heart where your heart used to be)

I took it like a man

And when they couldn’t medicate my pain

I screamed like a man

And when told me to just shit in my bed

I shat in my bed like a man

And when they tried to shove a tube into my lungs

through my nose

I folded my cards and got up from the table

And walked into the mist that only Jesus has time

for

And I said “dear god, what have you done

You had it all

You were a bird with heavy wings

A delicate blend of fortune and misfortune

A black soul in a white dress

Capable of appalling and noble crimes

And now you need three five hundred pound Samoan

candy stripers to lift you up two inches in bed

My dear tiny child, what have you done?”

Your balls are as big as a cantaloupe

And they want to dialysize you on national radio

And the Jewish hallway of death

Where you shuffle to stir your conflicted bowels

Is a gallery of popular art

And the shortstops are from the Dominican Republic

And the nurses from the Philippines

And you are from Great Neck, Long Island

And communism is dead

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Satan was the pony

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We used to have a goat in the neighborhood named Lucifer

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I have an owl picture on my back door-

God can’t help you now.

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In addition, Satan , the Devil, Lucifer, and there are other names, are very real, and their greatest trick is convincing it ain’t so.

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Darkness, indeed.

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