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Jenny Homan's avatar

Welcome to my world... I wanted to, but then my little girls demanded Booba and my mind melted.🤷🏻‍♀️

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Bee Gee's avatar

Ahhhh, this made me laugh out loud for real! Genius snarky fun!

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DARIUS's avatar

Hard <3

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Jeffrey Streeter's avatar

"I wanted to write something that would make

Rimbaud and Baudelaire

grind their teeth in envy". I really enjoyed this

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Jenny Southlynn's avatar

Wow, I think you might have succeeded! Great work. I enjoyed it with my morning coffee.

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Maha's avatar

Whitman McGowan said of Kassel: "He always told it like it was, with outlandish humor and an uncompromising stylishness. His poetry owed more to W.C. Fields than to W.H. Auden."

https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/michael-kassel-dies-poet-blues-musician-3218386.php

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Sue Cauhape's avatar

Yabba-dabba-doo and I love you ...and this poem. Thank you forever.

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Dian Parker's avatar

Man, would I love to write that has the effect Kassel writes about!

Where do you find these beauties?!?

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Ken Paul Rosenthal's avatar

You can listen to Vampyre Mike read/perform an ASTONISHING piece called, 'Say No To Despair' on the 'Night at Cafe Babar' recording I'll be releasing on Giving Tuesday, November 28. Stay tuned to Poetic Outlaws for the url!

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Laura Daniels, Writer's avatar

wow - this poem blew me away and I want (and will) share it with all I know.

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Rich Moore's avatar

Outstanding! I love this entire thing and the idea behind it!!! Reminds me of a piece I've wnated to do lately that I've mentally entitled 'Things I'm thinking of doing but know I never will!' This inspires me to do it! The piece that is, not the things!!!

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Jeff Goins's avatar

So glad to see you guys here!

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Chris Bodor's avatar

It is great to see some outlaw work from contemporary poets who are out there in the fields do the daily work. Would you consider the work of Beat Poet Laureates like George Wallace, Ron Whitehead, Puma Perl, and Larry Jaffe?

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Chris Tipton's avatar

I love this so much.

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Ken Paul Rosenthal's avatar

This piece puts me right back in the Cafe Babar scene when I discovered it in 1986. Like Vampyre Mike, many of those poets were into repetition, producing an incantation that bonded the audience into a collective breath. It was really quite intoxicating.

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Patris's avatar

If I’d read this when I was 17 my life - which Ive loved - might have been different...

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Hannah's Signs of The Times's avatar

Always stay ))

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